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[crowd cheering]
[camera shutter clicks]
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[narrating]
Look at that guy--
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happier than an arcade kid
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with a pocket
full of quarters.
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Why? Oh, maybe because
I'm insanely wealthy?
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Now, this wasn't
some random windfall.
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We made this loot
the old-fashioned way--
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by capturing Thanos,
Mad Titan of the Galaxy,
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twice.
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Now that we have
more money than Odin,
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the question remains--
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will success change
the Guardians of the Galaxy?
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Nah.
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We're gonna do
what we always do--
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[grunting]
something good, something bad.
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Something expensive!
Ahh!
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Whoa. Rocket, what's
with the chop shop?
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[clears throat]
Now that I got enough units
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to keep my units in a fortress
made of units,
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I'm gonna retire in style,
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and I'm taking everything
I brought to this ship with me.
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Retire? It's victory lap time.
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We have years of mall
openings, talk shows,
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and all-expense-paid
thank-you junkets
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if we stick together.
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Nothing sticks to Drax.
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My battle-hardened skin
repels all parasites.
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However, I'm not destined
to be Drax the Celebrity.
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He has a point, Quill.
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Does the galaxy truly
need more celebrities?
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Guys, celebrities
inspire people--
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how they live, what they wear,
where they go.
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Don't you see?
We have a duty to the galaxy.
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The only duty I have is
to spend a gajillion units!
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Which is why I got this--
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the Timely Teleportation
Company's U-Got-It 7!
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For a nominal fee,
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this baby can instantly
teleport anything I want to me,
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or me to it.
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Uh, you mind?
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I'm trying to unite us
with an inspiring speech.
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Now, who's for basking
in the glory and recognition that we deserve?
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Seriously? No one?
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Ah, Rocket, old pal,
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I knew I could count on you
to stand with me.
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What? Me?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I got a lifetime
of conspicuous consumption ahead of me.
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See ya!
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[Quill]
Hey! He took my chair!
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♪♪ [dance beat]
[announcer] Coming soon
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to the Conjunction
Galactic Network--
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Star-Lord's Super-Awesome
Variety Hour!
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♪♪ [continues]
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Good evening,
fellow rich people!
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[chattering]
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Yo, pal, what's the most
expensive drink on the ship?
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That would be the Gramosian
Royal Blend 4-D Spiced Tea.
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Gramosian tea?
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No way me and my
soon-to-be hundred or so best friends
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are gonna
drink that swill.
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[beeps]
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Huh?
Oh.
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[Rocket]
That's right, folks--
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Asgardian World Tree Extract.
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Only five barrels of this stuff
exist in the universe.
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And this one's on me.
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[cheering, chattering]
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[sniffing]
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Wait a minute.
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Someone out there
ain't partaking
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of my extremely generous
hospitality.
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Wraith?
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[thump]
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My refreshments
ain't good enough for you?
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I do not drink.
I do not eat.
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I require no sustenance
of any kind,
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for I am neither
dead nor alive,
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forged in the crucible
of the Exoteric Latitude.
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Yeesh. I liked you better
when you didn't talk.
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Now, this wouldn't
have anything to do
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with all those times
I stole from you
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or humiliated you
or got the best of you?
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No.
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So you're just gonna
turn down a gift
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from the best bounty
hunter in the galaxy?
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You can't be the best.
You're retired.
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And proud of it.
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I went out on top
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and got nothing left to prove.
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Really?
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[coughing, spitting]
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Fine. You want a challenge?
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Name the bounty.
Any time, any place.
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[announcer]
N.O.V.A.S.,
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stories of the Corps,
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and the worst criminals
in the galaxy.
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Tonight's most wanted--
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Ichtryo Pike,
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a literally slimy con man
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who bilks the poor and needy.
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The Nova Corps
have put a bounty
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of 50,000 units on his head.
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Your bounty is mine, Pike.
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Aah!
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[grumbles]
Hmm? [cracking]
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Ohh, that's not good.
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I surrender! I surrender!
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[Rocket]
Miss me, ghoul boy?
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You may be an okay
bounty hunter, Wraith,
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but you can't outwit
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a double-barreled
ion cannon--
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retail value, 10,000 units.
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[whimpering]
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[yelling]
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Ahh.
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No use running, fish-boy.
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You're about to be snagged
by the best there is.
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Ya hear that, Pike?
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You have a tractor beam?
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Why didn't you use that first?
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Hey! Do I tell you
how to swindle little old ladies?
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Like taking candy
from a retnok.
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[Pike]
Mr. Rocket, as you may have heard,
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I've made quite a haul
of my own.
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I'm certain you and I could
come to an accommodation.
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Zip it, brine breath,
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or I'll show you
the business end
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of my brand-new upgraded
Quad Blaster.
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I do not have brine breath.
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And what kind of a--
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Expensive upgrades, dummy.
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As in 50,000 units
expensive.
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This thing's got settings
I ain't never seen before--
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not just "zap" and "stun,"
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but "obliterate,"
"disintegrate"!
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Right, Groot?
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Uh, sorry. Force of habit.
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Eh-heh? Hmm?
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[yells]
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[gun cocks]
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Mine.
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Throw him back now,
space zombie,
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or I swear I'll--
Catch.
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[beeping]
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Enjoy the gift.
[whimpering]
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Aw, krutack.
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Mr. Wraith, forgive me
being so forward,
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but I hope there's
more to your plan
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than mere floatation
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in the endless vacuum of space.
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At the risk of sounding
like a poor guest, um,
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have you such a thing
as a, uh, seat cushion on board?
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No.
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[alarm sounding]
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Is that bad?
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Yes.
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[Rocket]
Attention,
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second-best bounty hunter
in the galaxy.
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Prepare to lose to the first!
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Yo, tall, dark, and gloomy,
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any time you want
to surrender,
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I got no problem
blasting the fugitive
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out of your ship
one bit at a time.
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Whoa!
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Are you by chance aware
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there is a crazed vermin
with a blaster
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taking pieces of your ship?
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Yes.
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Aren't you afraid?
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Fear murders the soul
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faster than plasma bolts
do the body.
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I believe I preferred you
when you were monosyllabic.
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[whimpers]
Is there a chance I could use your restroom?
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Don't be so flargin'
stubborn, Wraith.
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Second best ain't that bad.
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[toilet flushes]
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Whoa!
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,033
What the flarg,
fish-face?
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[whimpering]
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[shouting]
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[whimpering]
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Clear off, Wraith.
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00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,911
This is my bounty.
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00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,713
Not yet.
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00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,216
[grunts]
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[creaking]
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Freeze, you Gunoovian
slime rat!
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00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,394
I set this thing
to "expunge,"
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00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:26,130
and I got no idea
what that even means.
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Shh.
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00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,134
Don't you shush me, paleface!
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00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:32,003
[creaking]
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[sighs]
Allow me.
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Wait.
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[Rocket]
Whoa!
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00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,615
Aah! Hey!
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00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,417
That's worth 50,000 units!
Aah!
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00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:47,952
Note to self--
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never use "expunge."
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00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:53,425
Aah!
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00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,663
[whimpering]
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00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,298
[shouting]
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00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,472
Pike, you still alive?
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00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,340
I need you alive
for the bounty.
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00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,444
Hmm, I have been better.
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00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,782
Ah.
Yes. I am the best.
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00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,118
In your pasty face, Wraith!
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00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,454
Wraith?
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00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,194
Holy krutack.
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00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,462
What have I done?
213
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,698
Curious. I would never
have mistook you
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00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,266
for the remorseful type.
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00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,635
Hey, I got scruples.
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00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,672
Not a lot, but if I
blow a hole in a guy,
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then I don't deserve
to be the best.
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00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:44,642
Agreed.
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00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,310
[both scream]
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00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:49,814
I told you, I am
neither dead nor alive.
221
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,684
My body is animated
by alien parasites.
222
00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:56,020
There is no injury from which
they will not repair me.
223
00:10:56,055 --> 00:11:00,491
You lousy krutackin' faker!
224
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,727
I ought to put
ten holes in you!
225
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,496
But first I got
a bounty to collect.
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00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,365
How are you gonna
get to Nova Corps?
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00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,833
Watch me.
228
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,206
What in the blazes?
229
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,812
You blithering fool!
230
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,880
You didn't teleport us
to Nova Corps.
231
00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,717
You teleported
Nova Corps to us!
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00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,353
[Rocket]
At considerable expense, I might add.
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00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:34,192
[Nova Prime]
I should have known you'd be involved in this debacle.
234
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,194
But this was
all Wraith's fault.
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00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,730
Our scanners haven't picked up
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00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,698
any additional life-forms.
237
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,601
That's 'cause he ain't alive.
238
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,237
You are going to spend
the rest of your life
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00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,907
paying to teleport this entire
facility back to Xandar.
240
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:53,244
Eh, any chance I can use
the bounty on this guy
241
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,747
as a down payment?
[chuckles]
242
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:56,781
No.
243
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,852
Well, I guess
I'd better get to work.
244
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,124
I'll bring it back!
245
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,460
Soon as I collect
a few more bounties.
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00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,937
Not if I collect the bounty
on you, fuzzball.
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00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,875
[announcer on P.A.]
Welcome to the Xandar Space Port.
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00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,777
For your safety,
all unattended baggage
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will be immediately
disintegrated.
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00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,716
I am Groot?
251
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,151
Yeah, so?
252
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,323
I am Groot?
253
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,159
I gave at the office.
254
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,260
[sighs]
255
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,762
Looking for a ride, buddy?
256
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,966
We can get you anywhere.
For a price.
257
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,335
I am Groot.
258
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:54,672
I think
we got a very special
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00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,575
and wealthy passenger here.
260
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,944
Why don't you and I
discuss terms
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00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,814
while my partner
readies our ship, huh?
262
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,951
I am Groot.
263
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,192
Uh, we keep our ship
away from the space port
264
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,594
on account of it being
so nice a ride.
265
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,796
Uh, we don't want
to make others envious.
266
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,832
I am Groot.
267
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,468
Sleep tight, tree-man.
268
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,971
[clatter]
Huh?
269
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,944
[coughing]
270
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,046
I am Groot!
271
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,115
I am Groot!
272
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,317
[grunts]
273
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,820
[groaning]
274
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,522
[coughs]
275
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,292
What do we do
with him now?
276
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,894
Grab his unit tablet.
277
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,295
Take him
back to the ship.
278
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,065
Dump him somewhere
no one will find him.
279
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,072
[groaning]
280
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,609
I am Groot.
281
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,021
[inhales, groans]
282
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,957
I am Groot.
283
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,771
[gasping]
284
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,076
Uhh...
285
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,753
[groaning]
286
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,389
I am Groot.
287
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,827
[gasping]
288
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,901
[growling]
289
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:10,074
Ah. I am Groot.
290
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,175
[gasps]
291
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,380
I am Gr--
292
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,616
[coughing]
293
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:28,626
[weakly]
I am Groot...
294
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,730
Dad, look.
295
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,166
It must be some kind
of alien visitor.
296
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:39,804
Oh, darling, you don't need
another imaginary friend.
297
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,107
It's just some
ancient wood carving.
298
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,942
[groaning]
299
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,611
We could put him in our field,
300
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,947
use him to scare away
the pests.
301
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,950
[creatures chittering]
302
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,020
[chittering]
303
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,323
Fine. But we need to go.
304
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,025
I don't like the look
of these jerboids.
305
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,599
Okay, Groot. It's not
just the big jerboids
306
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,934
you got to look out for.
307
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,302
There's also the babies.
308
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,270
Only they're not
after the water.
309
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,040
They want to eat our crops.
310
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,875
[grunts]
311
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:21,512
I am Groot.
312
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,415
For me?
313
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:29,320
No one's ever given me
a present like this.
314
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,189
Thank you.
315
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,278
[groans]
I am Groot.
316
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,883
[chittering]
317
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,353
Get out!
Get out, vermin!
318
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,525
I ought to chop that thing
up for cooking fuel.
319
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,828
Daddy, don't.
Groot made me this.
320
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,329
He only needs water.
321
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,831
Can't you see?
322
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,833
What's the first rule
of the desert?
323
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,601
Never waste your water.
324
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,171
Because if you let
even one drop out--
325
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,006
The jerboids will come.
326
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,874
Exactly.
327
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:26,243
But I think Groot
needs the water.
328
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,212
Hmm.
329
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,047
He didn't mean it, Groot,
330
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,250
about chopping you up
for cooking fuel.
331
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,923
[snoring]
332
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,104
He won't miss a little water.
333
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:13,457
I am Groot.
334
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,127
Don't tell my dad, okay? Whoa!
335
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,131
No!
336
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,167
[gasps]
[chittering]
337
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,305
[whimpering]
338
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,108
Aah!
339
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,176
Run!
340
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,948
What are you waiting for?
341
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,150
Go!
342
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,552
[panting]
No! Get back inside!
343
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,324
No, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
344
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,327
Get away from her!
345
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,131
No! No!
346
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,167
No!
[panting]
347
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:59,170
[yells]
Daddy! Help!
348
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:05,209
I am Groot.
349
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,912
Daddy! Help!
350
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,315
I am Groot!
351
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,951
[grunting]
352
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,154
[chittering]
353
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,256
Uhh! Aah!
354
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,292
[yells]
355
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:25,462
I am Groot.
356
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,032
I am Groot!
357
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,500
[grunts]
358
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,237
[exhales]
359
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,873
I am Groot!
360
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,875
[growls]
361
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,779
[thump]
I am Groot!
362
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,116
I am Groot.
363
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,989
I told you
he just needed water.
364
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,891
Thank you, Groot.
365
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,259
Now can he stay?
366
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,528
Of course he can stay.
I'm just not sure
367
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,697
we have enough water
for him and the crops.
368
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,277
[Rocket]
You know what it took to find you?
369
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:17,348
I had to cut a swath
across the entire Xandarian criminal underworld,
370
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,218
and here you are frolicking
at an open hydrant?
371
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,020
Uh, friend of yours?
372
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,588
I am Groot.
373
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,224
Groot's my friend,
too.
374
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,561
Yeah, well, he's my
business partner,
375
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,731
and I might need to borrow
some units from him.
376
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,934
Please don't go, Groot.
377
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,739
I am Groot.
378
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,946
[sniffling]
Me, too.
379
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,149
I am Groot.
380
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,265
Uh, I am Groot.
381
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,302
What do you mean,
can we come back and visit?
382
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,437
I am Groot?
383
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:17,441
'Cause we got to get back
in business, that's why not.
384
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:20,077
Now let's pool our units.
385
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,614
Uh, I am, uh, Groot.
386
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:26,116
Wha-- You lost all of it?
387
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,651
I am Groot.
388
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,086
That ain't the point!
389
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,289
We're talking about
the units you lost!
390
00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:35,889
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